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Comedian. Author. Neat Freak. Owner of wiener dog. Mario created One Kolor Designs for people who like to wear shirts that aren't dumb.
Over 13,000 copies in print!
This collection of joyfully inappropriate
words of wisdom contains 160 pages
of eloquent filth and a few choice photos.
Not for the easily offended.
Order one today for a bitter tomorrow.
ONLY $15.00
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Adorable (Kids) 
Believe 
Todo Esta Bien 
Unissection 
Booze: The Instant Vacation 
Cat Lady 
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